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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I am an engineer. Most developers aren't though, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'd prefer senior developer but HR calls me a senior engineer.

I personally believe if you are writing novel IP software you are engineering, if you are just connecting cloud tools or writing basic ETL stuff, that's developing.

I'm probably 40/60 eng/dev. And 200% meetings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Software Author/ Author

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

"...daughter dearest."

"Wow, this guy programs."

[–] xoggy 3 points 8 months ago

And Computer Engineering is none of these.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

My dad had the rare chance to name his position whatever he wanted, but the higher ups still rejected his choice of Grand Poobah.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I usually go by "fuck you". Like someone yells out of their cube "who's goddamn code is this?!?! Ah, fuck you"

Also codemancer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Serious question, not a native speaker: Why do people in the Anglosphere refer to mostly-software companies as tech companies, or to software developers as tech workers?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

"coder-codewriter"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Coder isn't a professional title. Software engineer and engineer are very broad of a term, because they can cover alot of work that's not directly coding software. Not all programmers write software code, some just 'program' software that's already written.

So i think developer is the best term for someone that 'develops' and write software code for a living. Or even software developer, those terms are interchangable.

[–] 0x0 2 points 8 months ago

Digital archæologist. Bitshifter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Light Monkey

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I use software engineer but whatevs they're all good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Feces Fling Server Monkey, 2nd class.

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