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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I’ve had so many wacky job titles that at this point i dont care as long as i get paid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Tech Priest Litanizer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Is "Sir" too much to ask for?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

More importantly which do potential employers want to see on my resume because they're shifty bastards always moving the goal posta around

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Code whispers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

software engineer (engineer for short), software developer (dev/developer for short), software designer (although that last one sounds weird). the job is a lot more than programming, depending on your position it can be mostly communication or mostly engineering or mostly something else entirely. maybe even mostly sitting on your ass all day!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Sorcerer of servers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

If you call a dev a programmer and they don’t get huffy they are hands down one of the raddest people you’ll ever meet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

My friends call me "Please fix my printer".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

As someone who is in tech… not sure, either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I guess we're going with B

[–] sarchar 3 points 8 months ago

Even in the trade myself for 30 years, I have nfc. Probably not Engineer (by itself) though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Chief bit twiddler

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