My government makes offside backups of my phone data constantly. The problem is they do not give it back when I need them.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2024
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Make a request per the GDPR.
If it's a leak, we call it an unsanctioned opensourcing.
Someone pedantic: It's source-available, because it doesn't grant the necessary freedoms to e.g. redistribute and modify the code.
Not with that attitude
"Rapid unscheduled outsourcing"
Rockstar be like
Who breached Data?
It's pronounced "Data".
I know that’s a quote, but I’m Australian and we say data like Data.
"fully functional"
Gonna replace "surprise" with "emergent" and put this on a slide.
I prefer "super-availability".
Not gonna lie, Data breach sounds like a violation of one of Geordi's crewmates.
Just like a bug could be considered an “undocumented feature”.
Data breaches are just what a specific commander wears on his legs.
lolllll 🤣
It was a backup all along