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Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

*"My boy asked me"...try and avoid reuse of the punch line.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"my kid" is more natural sounding and indicates parenthood a bit more obviously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Reuse of the punch line within the setup diminishes the tension. Subsequently the payoff is less effective.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The punch line is that "son" and "sun" sound the same. "my kid" isn't a reuse of the punchline any more than "my boy" is, but it reads less awkwardly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

"My boy" is perfectly acceptable too. Might be a regional thing but it does exactly what you said.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Punchline in the title,

really?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Do it though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Took me a minute. Nice. Taking this with me. You can't stop me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You sound like a real dad :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My inner Neil Degrasse Tyson wants to object, but my outer dad bod is well insulated enough to shut him up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Encyclopedia [Medium: Success]: A solar eclipse, an astronomical phenomenon, occurs when the Moon passes between the Earth and the Sun, blocking all or a portion of the Sun's rays from reaching the Earth's surface. This event captivates observers worldwide, blending science with awe-inspiring spectacle.

Inland Empire [Heroic: Success]]: No, this is a creative brilliance encapsulated. Do not sully it with trivia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Did I just see someone do a Disco Elysium skill check in the middle of Lemmy?

Well played.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It took me way to long to get it. But I got it. Geeze, Dad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Kind of funny how the critics never post dad jokes.