Uh... calling .exe cross platform is a choice.
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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Cross platform! You know, accessible across all our platforms
Universal Windows Platform apps: sweats nervously
Well, .exes run on at least two major operating systems!
Windoze 10 and 11?
Provided you've managed to configure your AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS in such a way that you have enough base memory available to run it.
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I’m sorry what?
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I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation
WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS
Heheheheheheh this is pretty funny then
Damn you got me, had already forgot about that
~~Neat idea but it needs the ape loader to be installed.~~
It comes with the launcher embedded.
Now you may be asking, what happens if the APE loader isn't installed on my system? In that case, it'll try to dd the 4kb copy of the APE loader that's embedded within the host executable, out to the safest folder that's guaranteed to work, namely ${TMPDIR:-${HOME:-.}}/.ape. If your operating system defines the POSIX-specified $TMPDIR variable, then the ape loader will become $TMPDIR/.ape. Otherwise if $HOME is defined, it's dropped in in $HOME/.ape. Then, if neither is defined, ./.ape is created in the current directory
Thanks, I missed it.
Lmao 😂
Replaces the older .com format, also compatible with the .bat and .lnk wrappers too.
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