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[–] [email protected] 116 points 8 months ago

Ah yes, the installation wizard

[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago

NetworKING.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

He paid the copper price

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

Every time I see that "this incident will be reported" message, I picture some poor schmuck in a cubicle getting pulled into the boss's office and interrogated for two hours about why they tried to run a command as sudo.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

does anyone have the source photo? this is actually a really cool pic imo

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Network Engineer > Network Architect > Network King

Legend says he can identify the usable IP range before witnessing the subnet mask.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fortunately he is a just ruler and only truly malicious sudoers face the ultimate punishment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

He shunts all your long running jobs to the slowest hardware on the rack.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You get sentenced to a lifetime of Dell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You don't want to know

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Found the Commodore

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

The ID badge is actually for his balls, not him.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

If you actually look at the sudo source code your see it reports all violations via email

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

His name is Pam

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Count sudoku

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

His weapon of choice? Server Blade.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Terrible cable management, pull them out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kind of reminds me of Baron Harkonnen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I see Erick Rowan/Redbeard from WWE.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I see John Petrucci.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

So Santa Claus IS real

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

He sits on Copper Throne

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Will the golden crane fly again?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

You should set up mail delivery, so when sudo reports you it reports you to you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of the throne from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

That looks like a fun version of a dating app. Draw an Ethernet, plug it in and see who is on the other end

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Newcomers nightmare