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[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

My french is a bit rusty but i think it should be :

Un café ? (one coffee ?)

-oui

Du sucre ? (sugar?)

-Non

(The rest of the comic )

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This remains unrealistic because no French cafe worker would ever smile at you or compliment your French.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

no ~~French~~ Parisian cafe worker

Ftfy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

More like "has coffee?" / "yes" / "the sugar?" / "nah".

I'm not proficient in the language, but it sounds like it could be interpreted as either sentence fragments (what she assumed) or lack of proficiency (reality).

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That would be the literal translation of the broken french in the comic, which I assumed was likely due to the artist unfamiliarity with French since the barista is supposed to be french or at least know french well enough to compliment his attempt, and hence I offered a more structurally sound version (well, I hope)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

My bad - I misread you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the joke is that neither of them can speak French?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

One of my greatest skills is that I can convince a non-French speaker that I'm fluent in French - down to inflections and slang - by slurring a sentence of semi-random phonemes in an appropriately Gaelic-sounding way.

Uuuuhhh... C'in ueone du pas se lumbranhéu dol se né frunitigier au Brenlibop aux, uuuuhhh... frie somién parlesonophe, non?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Useless skills are the best skills.

[–] dukk 2 points 8 months ago

I did this with many languages. Spoke Hindi, but convinced people I could speak the other related languages (Telegu, Marathi, etc.) by just saying random things in my little fake accent. Usually ended it with some small “sharp” words (like “tittu”, just sounds “sharp”) to really sell it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Serve you? Why, do I look like a server?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

Firefox 6 was a long time ago, but I think that it was the red panda already.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Ich habe die Rauchzeichen gesehen.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I mastered "je ne parle pas français.", people stopped beliving me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

That and "désolé" combined with a Jim Halpert "I'm sorry" look and shrug.

All this while living in Québec.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Je suis americain. Please cook my steak again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What's the joke, for a non-European?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Gracias" is not French for "thank you"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's Spanish. French would be "merci".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wait wh -- how does this comment have -1 downvote

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Weird. Shows on mine as +7

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i see 8 upvotes, -1 downvotes, for a total of 9 points

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah. shrug, there's always a random downvote or 2 anywhere

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

no like i think someone managed to somehow do an anti-downvote. that -1 downvotes isn't a score of negative 1, it's a negative downvote that increased the score by 1 instead. when i click the downvote button the number of downvotes goes to 0, and when i unclick it it goes back to -1. words cannot describe my confusion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Haha. I've heard the issue before, though I don't remember the exact reasoning.

Or my post was just so enlightened that it transcended the limitations of karma. I like that explanation myself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why are they drawn like that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

fuck... is this loss?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Say ‘Oui’, not ‘Si’.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Was living in France and went to Italy for an F1 weekend. Can't tell you how many times I did this backwards. That or I'd be like "ciao una cafe per favore" then "merci". damn so close

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are those sideburns or part of his peaked cap?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I can relate with this one. 😅