Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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The chef doesn't know which egg is theirs until the end. (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by dudinax to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

You've been in the shower too long with the water too hot. You've steam cooked your brain.

[–] odium 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] dudinax 8 points 8 months ago

The chef eats the egg they botched the worst.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Get out of the fucking shower dudinax.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if the chef is vegan?

[–] dudinax 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

real question: are vegan chefs ok with cooking eggs?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

depends on the person, but i think it would be pretty frowned upon :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

If you don't know, you've not met any.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Depends how the eggs were cooked, really.