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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have an all gender bathroom at my house

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have no-gender bathrooms. That way I never have to clean the toilet. Other aspects of the policy are a bit problematic, however…

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is so fucking stupid. Who can afford an Estrogen lab in this economy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

ahem, when seizing the means of production, nothing will stop us. are there testosterone labs in existence? enby here

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

No satanic shrine? I feel let down.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And it'll be rent controlled!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

What a distopia

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh no, I think those liberals will want it to be lowers voice affordable to buy, louder again depriving poor landlords of easy almost passive income or even easier but not as high actual passive income if they have enough places to make hiring someone else to do the work viable!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean they're not wrong. I already have the sex before marriage lounge and the weed smoker's patio. Also any gender can use my bathroom so I guess it's a Trans bathroom too?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

you can find me in t h e g a y r o o m

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Looks like a closet tbh.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That gay room would make a good office space

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It has built in dildo shelfs. What do you plan to put there? Books you fuckin' Republican?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

What if we kissed in the boy wife kitchen?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Omg FINALLY a listing with that gay room I’ve been holding out for!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite is the abortion closet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It is where the coat hangers go.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean the abortion room should probably be a little bigger. Maybe switch it with the estrogen lab.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

But if abortion is in closet, coat hangers are in easy reach.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But the estrogen lab needs all the space for estrogen-related activities.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I agree, I prefer my estrogen hotboxed, and if there isn't enough space for it to circulate, it's a bit too cloying

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It doesn't take that much room to smoke my freebase estrogen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's why I need more room, my estrogen is free-range.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where am I supposed to keep my CRT?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thread winner 😂

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This is absolutely ridiculous, everyone knows the sex before marriage lounge doubles as a gay room. It just seems like an unnecessary waste of space when they could have included an influencer studio, or erotic pottery space.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Liking that lounge area and patio.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

a b o r t i o n

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Every room is a gay room

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The abortions are in the closet because that's where the wire hangers are kept.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Patio smokes weed? That's pretty impressive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I wanna hang out with that patio.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"Honey, are you in the gay room?"

"No, I'm in the abortion!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That sounds like a good weekend.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Need a reading room for all those banned books.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That does sound cozier!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But where is my satanic ritual room?! Sex before marriage lounge is a nice touch tho.

[–] lowleveldata 6 points 1 year ago

handy abortion is always cool

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So.... there is no main entrance, only one bathroom that is accesed through the sex before marriage room, the gay room is like a gigantic closet and theres an ironing table on the boyfe kitchen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe you're supposed to go through the weed smoking patio to get in and out.

Though if the patio is going to be smoking weed, it would be better to seal it off for a proper hotbox.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It absolutely makes sense that the republican think that the gay room is a closet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm the estrogen lab I'm the estrogen lab! Oh I'm a lab that's made out of estrogen Estro Estro Estrogen Lab

This probably needs a link

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=8RHusFGNljs

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I ain't moving into any place without a buttsex boudoir

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Where's the Testosteron lab?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dude, no. They want it for their own homes. Why do you even care?