this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is not a terrible photo... It's intentionally strange architecture.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think the up votes this post has are all from people who haven't noticed the name of the community 😅

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Per the sidebar, terrible photos are one of several reasons for something to be “bad real estate”. Another reason is terrible property and layout. While the architecture is interesting, it looks awful to live in to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I think I have Reddit PTSD. I saw you replied and thought “oh god, they’re going to say something rude/hateful/etc.”

Nope, it’s a polite, human response. Thanks! Have a good one!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I agree. In my opinion it fits "weird layout", second bulletpoint in the sidebar.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

In German we have a word for this sort of things „Kopfkino“ - literally translated it’s head movie. It means if you think it’s funny, a good idea, a strong concept but in real life it’s just ridiculously stupid. Too much thinking behind it. You are stuck in your minds movie.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

This is how you take a 1/16th acre property and turn it into a 1/4 acre property.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Fuck floorspace, all my homies hate floorspace

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I would say, have fun with the flat roof that's going to be prone to leaking but if you can afford to build that stupid thing you're not going to be worried about that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's pretty impressive, I'm interested in how the low levels are layed out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It's divided into apartments. The pictures in the listing are from the apartment for sale on the first floor. The ground floor seems to be just entrance and staircase.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I would love this for a tree house or something. Something where practicality isn't needed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wonder how this thing holds up against strong winds

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Reading the description it's a fully steel framed building. It'll hold up just fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My favourite part is how there's so many walls and objects clipping into each other, the bed clipping into the slanted wall is great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The Feng shui in that bedroom is awful awful awful

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How do you get in? I don't see a door anywhere lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm assuming that the building is asymmetrical and appears more conventional from the other side, as it would seem to need to to have proper support, so probably on that side

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Hey, I played on this Teardown map!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I like it lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

"dinnerbone"