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@tallghost.bsky.social

We fired the art department and replaced them with an orb. It hovers about four feet off the ground and follows us around the office. Sometimes it feels like it's waiting for something. Sometimes it follows you home. Jim says it told him to dig into the dirt. It will save the company twelve dollars.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

Las Vegas saw this tweet and thought "yes a giant ominous sphere in the middle of the city is a great idea.. but what if we need someway to advertise on it"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That orb is going places. If the orb says dig, you dig. In a few years it'll be in a corner office, and you want that orb to remember you well.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's some Nightvale shit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Oh fuck, Jim is heading towards the dog park with a shovel

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We shall consult the orb. The orb knows all.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The orb says you are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The orb has spoken. The orb is correct.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The orb says you are, somehow, rounder then it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It's okay, buddy. It happens to the best of us.
-Also not the orb

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] bitcrafter 3 points 9 months ago

I already knew that--it's why I use Thunderbird instead!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I mean, the "car in space" thing already happened so this is the logical next step.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I didn't know The Buried had an orb