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We fired the art department and replaced them with an orb. It hovers about four feet off the ground and follows us around the office. Sometimes it feels like it's waiting for something. Sometimes it follows you home. Jim says it told him to dig into the dirt. It will save the company twelve dollars.
It's on the fast track for senior manager if it keeps this up!
If I could hover 4 feet off the ground + maintain an air of vague expectation, I think I could write my own meal ticket.