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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I'll have to shit like a barbarian for that time.

I try and pre poop for this reason, if going to town and get caught out etc

Smearng shit around your asshole with paper might have appealed to 8yr old me but no longer is it the mischievous fun it was in the long ago.

It was also bemusing to see the great TP shortages of the Covid era and snicker

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You just gotta hire a domestic worker to shoot a super soaker at your gooch.