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[–] [email protected] 162 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Dog teeth only have to last about 15 years.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also dogs aren't drinking soda, eating candy bars, or chugging orange juice.

Well mine didn't anyhow, idk about some of y'all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wish I only had to last that long

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I once said that in a meeting and forgot I was in a work environment. Had to backpedal and explain I was joking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I mean, I get that it's a bit of a bummer to bring up, but is it really that much of a social faux pas when when it's a completely reasonable answer to the question?