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Nah, I name all my variables after my homies.
int dave = 0;
does dave know he's a zero?
In zero-based indexing, zero is #1.
Dave was number one!
But they had to be enterprise, so he became a number one factory.
His best friends index starts at 0
Ah, the XCOM approach. Now you look after those variables and get sad when you have to delete them.