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The easiest problem (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Nah, I name all my variables after my homies.

int dave = 0;

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)

does dave know he's a zero?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In zero-based indexing, zero is #1.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dave was number one!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

But they had to be enterprise, so he became a number one factory.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

His best friends index starts at 0

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Ah, the XCOM approach. Now you look after those variables and get sad when you have to delete them.