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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You're right. A bear wouldn't sexually assault you, he would simply kill you.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes! As opposed to the man, who would SA me and then kill me!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And also possibly eat you.

Look canonically the worst a bear will ever do is two out of three, only men have hit the hat trick

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A polar bear likely

A brown bear maybe

A black bear unlikely

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Oh my fucking god. I think it can't get any worse for a mother.