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Tap for contextSome woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I am unironically bearpilled in this context. Men can be fucking scary with women. At least I'm unlikely to be SA'd before I die, with the bear.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You're right. A bear wouldn't sexually assault you, he would simply kill you.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes! As opposed to the man, who would SA me and then kill me!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And also possibly eat you.

Look canonically the worst a bear will ever do is two out of three, only men have hit the hat trick

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A polar bear likely

A brown bear maybe

A black bear unlikely

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Oh my fucking god. I think it can't get any worse for a mother.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Why by default man is a serial killer and sa? What are the odds that dude is a psycho? What are the odds that bear is a killer? Do you understand how hard it is psychologically to murder someone if you are a normal person?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The man is not "by default" a serial killer and sa, its just a possibility I don't want to entertain.

And yes, hello, I am normal person. I understand how hard it is psychologically to murder someone. I also know how hard it is psychologically to SA someone. And yet...

This is a "this is the option I would take" situation. I didn't insult anyone, I didn't say YOU have to take the bear. If you disagree, that's perfectly okay, but you can't tell me how I should feel, despite many men thinking that's acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Odds of a sexual abuser need not be high for the man, they're simply 0% for the bear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Somebody's consumed too much tiktok paranoia porn

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Are you referring to me? I wouldn't touch tiktok with a 10 foot pole, or any of the infinite scroll short form video things for that matter. I'm not on twitter either. Or tumblr.

My POV is based on my personal experience and the experiences of women around me. And statistics!