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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I mean, do I know if the bear is hungry? What type of bear? I'd take a well fed black bear over a random person, they ain't gonna fuck with you. Pretty much any other scenario and I ain't messing with the bear.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Water bear. Ravenously hungry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Awh. Cute lil guy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

A spectacled bear that has eaten his fill of marmalade sandwiches.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Though honestly same could be said about the man in question, is he nice or hostile, can he control his urges or not, is he stable or a complete psycho. This question really goes both ways

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The same could be said by both the man and the bear about Kate. So this question goes three ways.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but a well fed black bear isn't going to try to make small talk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Neither will a socialy anxious person... Or a mute

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Gummy bear. It's not hungry, but you are.