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Sales projections (i.ibb.co)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] sukhmel 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

My calculations show that around the age of 80 he will be massive enough to turn earth into a black hole if evenly distributed onto its volume

Edit: actually by the age of 30, because I misread the current age to be 12 months

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And how will this affect the stock price?

[–] sukhmel 9 points 7 months ago

Positively, probably, as the stock will get to the moon literally and long before that moment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Oh shit, the economy!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If that's with it evenly distributed, then with all that weight as a virtual point source due to the difference in size between the baby and Earth, wouldn't the baby collapse to its roche limit even faster? And as long as it's not a kuggleblitz (that's def not spelled right) black hole it would quickly consume the Earth and grow even larger, right?

[–] sukhmel 3 points 7 months ago

Yes, but then we would better use human body density to determine the size of an object, it's not going to be realistically (lol) a point source anyway and will take longer to become a black hole, I think 🤔