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GOD DAMMIT STEVEN! NOT AGAIN! (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

git add with no arguments outputs a message telling you to specify a path.

git commit with no arguments drops you into a text editor with instructions on how to write a commit message.

git push with no arguments will literally print the git push --set-upstream command you need to run if your branch has no upstream.

Again, I recognize that git has a steep learning curve, but you chose just about the worst possible examples to try and prove that point lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

git add with no arguments outputs a message telling you to specify a path.

Yes, but a more sensible default would be -A since that is how most developers use it most of the time.

git commit with no arguments drops you into a text editor with instructions on how to write a commit message.

Git commit with no arguments drops you into vim, less a text editor and more a cruel joke of figuring out how to exit it.

Again, I recognize that git has a steep learning curve, but you chose just about the worst possible examples to try and prove that point lol.

Git has a steep learning curve not because it's necessary but because it chose defaults that made sense to the person programming it, not to the developer using it and interacting with it.

It is great software and obviously better than most other version control systems, but it still has asinine defaults and it's cli surface is over complicated. When I worked at a MAANG company and had to learn their proprietary version control system my first thought was "this is dumb, why wouldn't you just use git like everyone else", then I went back to Git and realized how much easier and more sensible their system was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

a more sensible default would be -A

No it wouldn't. You'd have git beginners committing IDE configs and secrets left and right if -A was the default behavior.

vim, less a text editor and more a cruel joke of figuring out how to exit it.

Esc, :, q. Sure it's a funny internet meme to say vim is impossible to quit out of, but any self-respecting software developer should know how, and if you don't, you have google. If you think this is hard, no wonder you struggle with git.

it chose defaults that made sense to the person programming it, not to the developer using it and interacting with it.

Just because you don't like the defaults doesn't mean they don't make sense. It just means you don't understand the (very good) reasons those defaults were chosen.

Git has a steep learning curve not because it’s necessary but because it chose defaults that made sense to the person programming it, not to the developer using it and interacting with it.

Git's authors were the first users. The team that started the linux kernel project created it and used it because no other version control tool in existence at that time suited their needs. The subtle implication that you, as a user of git, know better than the authors, who were the original users, is laughable.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

No it wouldn't. You'd have git beginners committing IDE configs and secrets left and right if -A was the default behavior.

No, you wouldn't because no one is a git beginner, they're a software developer beginner who need to use git. In that scenario, you are almost always using repos that are created by someone else or by some framework with precreated git ignores.

You know what else it could do? Say "hey, youve said add with no files selected, press enter to add all changed files"

Esc, :, q. Sure it's a funny internet meme to say vim is impossible to quit out of, but any self-respecting software developer should know how, and if you don't, you have google. If you think this is hard, no wonder you struggle with git.

Dumping people into an archaic cli program that doesn't follow the universal conventions for exiting a cli program, all for the the goal of entering 150 characters of text that can be captured through the CLI with one prompt, is bad CLI design.

There is no reason to ever dump the user to an external editor unless they specifically request it, yet git does, knowing full well that that means VIM in many cases.

And no, a self respecting software developer wouldn't tolerate standards breaking, user unfriendly software and would change their default away from VIM.

Git's authors were the first users. The team that started the linux kernel project created it and used it because no other version control tool in existence at that time suited their needs. The subtle implication that you, as a user of git, know better than the authors, who were the original users, is laughable.

Lmao, the idea that we should hero worship every decision Linus Torvalds ever made is the only thing laughable here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Don't put words in my mouth.