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[Request] Looking for resources on terrible algorithms, architecture, and design (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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Hey folks! I think this request is right up this comm's alley. I'm sure that we all know bogo sort but, what other terrible/terribly inefficient algorithms, software architecture, or design choices have you been horrified/amused by?

I, sadly, lost a great page of competing terrible sorting algorithms, but I'll lead with JDSL as a terrible (and terribly inefficient) software architecture and design. The TL;DR is that a fresh CS guy got an internship at a company that based its software offering around a custom, DSL based on JSON that used a svn repo to store all functions in different commits. The poor intern had a bad time due to attempting to add comments to the code, resulting in customer data loss.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"EvErYtHiNg ShOuLd Be A mIcRo SeRvIcE" --Executive Who Doesn't Have to Maintain Said Microservices

[–] sirdorius 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I unironically had a screening interview with a recruiter that asked "If you were creating a startup, would you use microservices?". She didn't like that my answer was "It depends, I don't have enough information to answer".

[–] Redkey 8 points 7 months ago

"If you were making food, would you use onion powder?"