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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ok, if you see Robert Durst stealing a sandwich, report him immediately. Otherwise, don't.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What if I see him murdering someone?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Have we considered that maybe he murdered because he had low blood sugar?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

give him two, he'll have to do the murder with his feet til he finishes one. might give the victim the opportunity they need.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Okay but for all you know he could be murdering a child murderer