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Don't care what the reason is. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (6 children)

devils advocate: what if that person stealing a sandwich turned out to be convicted murderer Robert Durst

On November 30, Durst was caught inside a Wegmans supermarket in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, after trying to shoplift Band-Aids, a newspaper, and a chicken salad sandwich, despite having $500 in cash in his pocket.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ok, if you see Robert Durst stealing a sandwich, report him immediately. Otherwise, don't.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What if I see him murdering someone?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Give him a sandwhich?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Have we considered that maybe he murdered because he had low blood sugar?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

give him two, he'll have to do the murder with his feet til he finishes one. might give the victim the opportunity they need.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Okay but for all you know he could be murdering a child murderer

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

I am less inclined to confront an actual murderer. So my answer is nope and noper.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then I sure as fuck don't want to risk a confrontation with a murderer over a supermarket sandwich

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

no but seedo you not care about freedom?

[–] Lmaydev 7 points 10 months ago

I'd be much less inclinded to get involved with a murderer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The answer is a most definite nope.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago

He wasn't just stealing food. If someone needs food, you look the other way. But non-essentials? That's a different story.