this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
402 points (97.6% liked)

Curated Tumblr

5026 readers
365 users here now

For preserving the least toxic and most culturally relevant Tumblr heritage posts.

The best transcribed post each week will be pinned and receive a random bitmap of a trophy superimposed with the author's username and a personalized message. Here are some OCR tools to assist you in your endeavors:

Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh, I hate it when I'm just trying to have some casual, fun sex and some no-life loser starts yelling at me that she's actually Gold 3 at ranked sex in her main account before reporting me for "throwing"

[–] thisisnotgoingwell 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well honestly I have the skills of a diamond rank but the matchmaking keeps putting me in with silver rank teammates so I guess I'll never get out of (barely) gold

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not usually this bad at ranked orgies, the season meta just sucks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God I miss early Sex before oral and pronebone got nerfed to hell

[–] thisisnotgoingwell 5 points 1 year ago

😂 I feel you, oral was a big part of my range