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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

CI / CD baby, every autosave my build pipeline clones my email, transpiles it into more easily understood archaic English and then sends a copy to the intended recipient while kicking off a chron job to send an automated follow up email to them and everyone they're contacts with 2 hours from commit time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I beseech thee pull my merge request lest I smite thee (bitch)