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[–] RonSijm 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Scorpions are not good swimmers, but they are proficient enough to survive for approximately 48 hours in water by breathing through their exoskeletons.

And a scorpion with 10 years industry experience in Frog will probably do a lot better than 48 hours

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

You're hired!!! (*After you complete the rest of the 12 interview panels)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Ancient Greek zoology strikes again!