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[–] [email protected] 122 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"nothing fancy" that's the issue, just some jumping won't impress her; you gotta do the real crazy shit. Friggin "wife not impressed by my cooking? I make a hard boiled egg and she isn't impressed"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

He should have installed neovim with LSPs for Python/Rust/etc for intellisense and linting to really get her all hot and bothered.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

jumping won’t impress her

Unless it's jump humping.