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[–] [email protected] 164 points 7 months ago (4 children)

"The communist states are getting earthquakes. Look at California. You can't have more earthquakes than California. You want to figure out why?"

Californian here, the answer is "plate tectonics", and "fault lines".

Source: I graduated the third grade.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You can't blame Rudy, he has a fault line running right through his brain.

Also the former mayor of NYC is calling New York communist? That's hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago

Oh the communists hate "liberals" too. It's a big old scramble for authoritarianism at both ends of that old horseshoe.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think it was from that fault line that dark goo was running.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Nah, he was just on the phone with Mr. Shadow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I still blame him, because it's his fault

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

That's what the hammer and sickle represent, clearly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Til that third grade is communist! 😱

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"See - Comrade Lthargy here is even admitting fault."