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Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We were in the communist state of New York and then we were in Connecticut and we just escaped all the earthquakes then we got to Massachusetts which probably had some earthquakes and we got to New Hampshire

No no no, keep going, keep going!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Dear Rudy,

Go east about 500 miles. I guarantee you will find no communists there. And it'll be a great place to set up your new life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Christ, I thought you’d made that up but that’s the actual transcript. Dude makes Ralph from the Simpsons sound like Oscar Wilde.