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[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Inkjet: uses yellow ink to dye paper.

But what if it's just black text?

Inkjet: USES YELLOW INK TO DYE PAPER

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gotta put on those invisible tracking codes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The EFF were tracking which printers print the invisible tracking dots, but they gave up because practically all colour inkjet and laser printers do it now. https://www.eff.org/pages/list-printers-which-do-or-do-not-display-tracking-dots