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[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I literally got the description "make it look cool" in my current project.

We all know the context and can roughly guess what it means, but still...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago (5 children)

make it look cool

Got it. Animated background, GIFs, HTML 4.01 frames, marquee, privacy-friendly ads which are just GIFs linking to other websites. Did I go too far with the last one?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I used to have one like that, only with more tables (using the default border, of course).

It what's later became known a "programmer design".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

All wintery themes too as that is the coolest season.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Blink tags and snow effects

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Stuff like this is part of why I dropped out of multimedia production in college, I only enjoy that stuff as a hobby for myself, doing it for other people is a creative nightmare lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Every time I click on this link I listen to all the cymbal tracks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Finally, all that time making the coolest myspace profile pays off!