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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I tried thinking of one for Rust, and 'the mom friend with a safeword' is alarmingly accurate.

The secret basement is never locked. It's fine to go down there, alone. You'll only be scarred on the inside.

It's when you go down together that all bets are off.