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You can certainly change it. But should you? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I will not tell my kids regular scary stories. I will tell them about embedded systems

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

When you program embedded you'll also dereference NULL pointers at some point.

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Some platforms can have something interesting at memory address 0x0 (it's often NULL in C).

[–] Scoopta 14 points 8 months ago

In amd64/x86 kernel space you can dereference null as well. My hobby kernel keeps critical kernel structures there XD.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I was thinking about telling them how in embedded systems it's a good practice to allocate the memory by hand, having in mind the backlog, but yours will come first