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Programming languages personified - leftoversalad (leftoversalad.com)

submitted 11 months ago by ruffsl to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Everyone hates on PHP and JavaScript.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

JS, at least, deserves it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How do you feel about TypeScript

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

U can try and polish a turd if ya want.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, what TYPE of turd is it? ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

any

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You better catch that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Better. Of course, it's just built over top, so you can still get JavaScript issues in TypeScript, and it's not necessarily going to be obvious. This is particularly an issue if you call JavaScript libraries, which I'm told is standard practice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

A more polished unholy list of depencies?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The Javascript reference could be read as how every project ends up with an unholy list of npm dependencies - it's awful to look at but it works.

I think the PHP reference was just "idk servers or something?"