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submitted 8 months ago by JPDev to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

doesnt have print nor allow variable declaration without keywords

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

print() will print the text to a physical printer with paper and everything. Don't confuse it with console.log and use it in a loop.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

it's so rough learning this by accident

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It would have print if it was previously declared as function.

Also, js is as dirty as you want it to be. Keywords are indeed not necessary for declaring variables.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

JavaScript is the language of the assassins, with its infinitely modifiable prototypical setup

Nothing is true

true !== 1

true

true + true + true === 3

true

Everything is permitted

[]+[]

''

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Sure you can write foo = 3 in JavaScript. It’s a global variable and can be referenced as either foo or window.foo.