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This just in: thieves realize law means that they aren't supposed to steal, theft rate collapse to 0%.
Also those signs at school campuses saying they are a "no gun zone" means school shootings are officially a thing of the past. Phew, why didn't we think of this earlier?
This just in, local dumbass forgets that the point of it being a law is to throw assholes who do it anyways in jail for being the assholes they are!
Aw, you don't have to refer to yourself in the third person like that
Almost a full day to think about it and the best you could come up with is "no u"
Imagine thinking that I sat around all day to think about this conundrum. L m f a o. Some of us have lives beyond the internet, sweetheart <3