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I don't know what you were trying to achieve beyond publicly announcing you're a petty, boring person.
You could've just done so and moved on, my guy. It's not a profound statement.
I upvoted this.
Why?
Let me list the reasons: it’s creative, provocative and a little sultry.
I’m about half hard right now so you deserve it.
Downvote
You can have an upvote too!
I’m floppier then a rubber tube full of jelly but that’s because I’m in my refractory period.
Flaccid. Downvote
Downvote me harder, daddy.
Did he not literally volunteer?
I mean, I get it, I'm sick of "literally" meaning "figuratively", and I'd die on that hill with you, but this is the dumbest possible time to make that stand. In this case "literally" just means "literally".
That was indeed a perfectly cromulent use of “literally”.
Literally has been used as an intensifier for over 200 years. The Oxford English Dictionary includes a definition of literally meaning "figuratively". Jane Austen, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Henry David Thoreau, James Fenimore Cooper, James Joyce, Charles Dickens, and Mark Twain all used it that way in their writing.
So until you write something as well respected and enduring as Sanditon, The Great Gatsby, Tom Sawyer, or Ulysses and collect your mother fucking Nobel prize in literature, please choke on a literal dick you confidently incorrect fuckwit.
In this case literally literally did mean literally, though, not figuratively. Which makes the fuckwit even more incorrect.
Wondering if they historically used it more as in a 'literarily' sense and with license
Evolving language and all that
(I'm not trying to argue anything, just musing)
I don't care what justification you throw out. Misuse of literally drives me figuratively insane!
How is it misused? Did he figuratively agree to give a deposition?
It's just a general statement. Not specific to this article or comments 🤷
i'm literally sorry that you literally don't know standard english my guy, i literally don't know what to literally say to you 😭
Found the boeing employee
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"Literally" CAN be used as an hyperbole. It's just a more emphatic way to say "very"
Please don't reddit up the place, I like it here