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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Nut doesn't fall far from the tree. I wonder how she's gonna spin this one. Poor bastard. Can you imagine having that as your mother?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the nut usually falls somewhere on her dress in a dark theater.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ewwwwwpvote

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he should use that. "Your honor, in my defense, my mom is Lauren Bobert..."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Acquitted of all charges! Actually, here are 50 free counseling sessions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also free voluntary relocation in witness protection program.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Now start singing, jaybird!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

He’ll be exposing himself to minors in no time, just like his Papa