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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'll need to motorize my chair so I can scroll myself over to the rightmost widescreen monitor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Just motorise the whole monitor so it slides to the left as you type. When you press enter, it snaps back to the right and makes a loud 'ding'.

Make the monitor adjust to your eye position, not the vice versa.