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Shiiieeettt.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] xav 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was "done". Including the poor schmuck who authored this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this

if IsCEO() {

openGoldenParachute()

}

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

If that's the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I'd probably have fired them a long time ago!