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I'll be damned if this river flows unopposed (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This is fascinating, but what's the evolutionary advantage of covering up the noise?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Covering the noise is covering the running water. Covering the running water creates a dam. Creating a dam creates a pond. Creating a pond provides them with a nice controlled environment in which to build a lodge with an underwater entrance for protection from predators.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's like no one ever watched The Angry Beavers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I did but i was always high. Was it actually an educational program?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

it was not

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Running water means you can block it off to create a reservoir. Evolution isn't about what makes sense, it's about what works, logic be damned.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

DAMMED