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[–] [email protected] 293 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (14 children)

Love. This. Comment.

This have to be bot.

Edit: thanks for the gold, stranger!

Edit2: ohh god i hate you guys.

[–] [email protected] 138 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 114 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 98 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This just became my new favorite saying.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

l I got my account recovery back with the help of @spezxoxo on Instagram very fast and reliable he's going to get help you out in all what you wanna need I'm so happy 🙌

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Goods arrived in good condition. Will definitely buy again from this seller.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I didn't believe the giveaway was real at first but the free iPhone just arrived!

[–] Fijxu 7 points 9 months ago

HOLY SHITYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

I'm using this in my daily life now

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

I'm using this in my faulty life now.

Edit - swipe type typo but it's too good to change

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

This comment deserves gold.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 113 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It's probably a whole set of bots and the responses to "this needs to be a coffee mug" are some other account saying "I found one!" and that's the whole point of the comment chain. Someone has a crappy mug to sell and constructs scenarios that seem natural ish to introduce it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There used to be a big issue on Tumblr years ago with bots trolling for comments like that and then stealing whatever picture that comment was on to sell crappy t-shirts of it or whatever. People started fighting back by posting those comments specifically on Disney stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Well, you know what they say. Play bitch games, win bitch prizes.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

NTA. Fuck around and find out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You know what they say...

Play bitch games...

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE 💯🎉‼️

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Today you. Tomorrow me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Mom's spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Have an upboat, kind stranger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Have an updoot!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Happy cake day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I know I shouldn't say this but this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

RIP your inbox?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

What. Do. You. Mean. Fellow. Lemmy. User. ?.
Typing. Like. This. Is. Totally. Normal. L.M.A.O.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

This is absolutely correct!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Came here to say this!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

There are a lot of children on it these days too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Thank you for this comment!