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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I used to be able to name them all back when there was only 150 of the lil fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I miss those simpler times. Just the whisper of the possibility of 151 was so powerful. Nowadays every five minutes they're finding random inanimate objects, drawing faces on them, and adding them to the list.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I kinda stopped caring pretty early on when they introduced 26 of 'em that were literally just letters.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

In fairness they aren't 26 separate pokemon, Unown can just be in one of the 26 shapes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ever expanding list of Pokemans is going to be the millennial boomer humor, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, one of the legendaries is basically a starter that you ride like a motorcycle. It's too easy to make fun of.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the pinnacle of Pokemon: a sentient pair of keys

Also literally a sword

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I feel the same way. There's just too many and there's too much work to swap around pokemon for counters and strengths/weaknesses etc. I liked the old days where you were able to select like six or so pokemon to be your buddies and rock through the entire adventure together.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The key ring and the trash bag were the final straw for me

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Pokemon rap helped make it easier though.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Where's the current PokeRap with all checks notes 1,025 Pokemon?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It probably lasts 10 hours.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Brian David Gilbert did 812, albeit with audience participation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You're doing Mew dirty...