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Jack of all Rules (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dude found out the secret.

Wolves love seafood cholent and making your partner cum on Shabbos is a mitzvah

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

making your partner cum on Shabbos

sounds like work

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not if you start just before sundown and put in a huge burst of energy up front such that further thrusting/stroking occurs automatically as though powered by an unspooling spring. Then it's fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

We get it, you're Mormon, cooool.....soaker-ass Mormon ass soaker

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Naw, I'm fairly well practiced at this point, I'd hardly say it's a schlep

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

...and making your partner cum on Shabbos is a mitzvah

It's not just a mitzvah, it's a double mitzvah!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

100%. Which is why I try to do it twice 🤪

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