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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

what the fuck is an ai girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

(for demonstration purposes only, please don't think I'm like this)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Too late! That was too good to be your first go.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Its part of this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwu

Now you can follow the rabbithole further but that is a choice you have to make.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I get uwu, its ancient. But all the w's instead of R's?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

babytalk infantilism fetishized by the furry community.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I envy you never heard any morons talking like a toddler trying to be cute. Sadly, that day has come for you too now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Fuck, I need to go stab my eyes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

What I got from this is that you're the bottom in this relationship.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke's voice and it made it bearable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I shall reference this post for the reason I commit terrorism

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You cannot comprehend how much I hate the fact that 'UwU' entered the public lexicon and I block the FUCK out of any degenerate that uses it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Block me harder daddy :3