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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ha! As if real girlfriends don't harvest personal data!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

But do they sell it to third parties?

[–] learningduck 29 points 9 months ago

My wife gossip about me with her boyfriend.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have heard they share it freely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It's more like a mutually beneficial exchange

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Depends. Is she named Shi Pei Pu?