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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You can try imprisoning her with a wall of fire.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What kind of kinky valentine's day do you have planned!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

hot and bothered night of cleaning up python scripts and reflashing router firmware.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Maybe he'll revoke her superuser permissions.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

That spell it too high level