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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I could comment on the notion that one owns one's girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you're sharing deeply personal information with a program

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

So don't treat bing as my therapist eh?

Edit: I was mostly joking, but are there any good ones I could run on a high-end android?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You may want to watch star trek to be aware of the possible pitfalls regarding androids

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hey, Soong is 3/4 as far as we know – out of B4, Data, Lore and his wife, only Lore went bonkers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm thinking through it and I don't think you should run a therapist off your phone either. Not even for privacy reasons, that just seems like a recipe for disaster.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Therapist is too strong of a word for what I'm looking for.

Sometimes I just need to hear my emotions are valid without burdening anyone :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

EDIT: It seems the app sherpa has what you need. Just use one of the models found here, preferably 7b-chat Q4_K_S

Some people are energised by that kind of thing. However if you don't want to reveal things to humans, you can use (if you are more technical) llama.cpp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thanks for the links. So I don't need to worry about downloading the model from meta eh?

Edit: oh you mean download this one instead?

I tried and the app crashes after submitting a prompt but this is a good starting point. I'll take a look into it further later.