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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Use the Heisenberg method, bite a lamp cord with your teeth, use the ends to cause a short burning the zip ties and burning the piss out of your wrists. You're then free to go hide your methylamine at your car wash.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

you know, i don't think i could bite through a lamp cord....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

You could. My cat has proved it's not difficult.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Youre supposed to unplug the cord before biting it right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Absolutely not, give yourself some extra energy for your escape