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Elmo wrote a simple tweet that revealed widespread existential dread. Now, the president has weighed in. (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Think about it this way: the payments you're making for insurance, that they aren't reciprocating in terms of service coverage (their only fucking job), is providing a very needy owner with another private island! You're making the world a happier place as one person can now have multiple islands to lounge on while their corporation does the actual work of syphoning your money for them!

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